Want to learn more about protecting your home?
We're the pros, and we know what we're talking about. If you're a homeowner, you can't afford not to attend one of our informative seminars. We bring in all sorts of critters to look at. And if you ask nicely we might even let you hold Even, our rat mascot.
Upcoming Events
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Carpenter Ant Damage Assessment Seminar (Part 1)
April 15th, 2008, Cleveland, Ohio -
Spraying Pesticides on a Tree, and why the Government Won't Let Us.
April 18, 2008, Phoenix, Arizona -
Carpenter Ant Damage Assessment Seminar (Part 2)
April 28, 2008, Cleveland, Ohio
Pests to be on the lookout for...
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Rats & Mice
Very common everywhere in the world, rats and mice can eat you out of house and home. -
Ants
Ants tend to be small, but not so small that you can't see them. If you see an ant call us immediatly. -
Cockroaches
If there was a nuclear war the only thing left on earth afterward would be cockroaches and Cher. -
Common Tree Sloth
They look harmless, but wait till one of these mothers falls out of a tree and lands on your house or car.
Satisfaction Guaranteed
Or we'll kill this cockroach!
Just kidding, we were going to kill the cockroach anyway. That's what service means to us, killing everything that breaths (except for you and your pets of course). If you find anything alive within 30 days of our visit we'll come back and give it another shot. Sooner or later we're going to get it right.